Myles smiles - do u like this haiku?

Question

“You pruned the rose bush!

Would you like a small treat, dear?”

“Shave your shrub”, he smiles.

Answer 1

i like..

In Christmas I'm she Santa

i have a white beard

don't ask me to shave it

i may wilt ...

i suck as always...where you been...YOU PROMISED....go do your promise NOW

Answer 2

YOU HAVE A SICK SICK MIND!

Answer 3

Didn't freud once say

never mind erotic dreams,

let's see your haiku

as the surf caressed,

dripping, Fern's bikini clung,

and summer is here

or, the Aussie version...

as the surf caressed,

dripping, Fern's bikini clung,

my telescope shook

..sorry Myles, but I fear it's catching !