Myspace country puns?

Question

i want a cool country pun for my myspace location,

have any ideas?

example:

i'll take that,

Togo.

or another example,

give me a guitar case because,

Iraq

thanks in advance

answer ASAP pleaseeee!

your friend,

diggitydawg

Answer 1

the boogeyman chased me and,

Iran

or

what it do my,

niger.

Answer 2

I am very,

Hungary

I like to,

Cook Islands