NEIGHBOURS TRAITS.Go on,tell us about some of your wierd and wonderful neighbours.?

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NEIGHBOURS TRAITS.Go on,tell us about some of your wierd and wonderful neighbours.?

Answer 1

My neighors to one side are not necessary slow...just REALLY country and they keep like 10 cats in a small cage in their back yard that is covered by a tarp.  They take care of the cats and all, it is just strange to see them in a cage!  We asked them why they did it once and they said their cats kept getting run over so rather than stop buying them or keeping them in the house they decided to make a cage!  LOL

Another neighbor we met just the other day, i was dusting the bookshelf in the living room and i looked over and this old guy was staring into our house through the storm door and when my husband went to see what he wanted, the guys told him he had seen us drinking beer, etc and he thought that we needed to be "saved" (baptist) and he wouldnt leave us alone and stayed on our porch for like half an hour!!! (we are catholic, he really didnt like that!)

Answer 2

One of mine sunbathes in very small bikinis at the slightest hint of sunshine.

Answer 3

Years ago I had two Sisters living next Door to me in an Appartment. One had a fixation for Hoarding things like Materials, she told us she was a Seamstress and she kept Reams of Cloth. The worst thing was Tonnes of Newspapers stacked 5ft high in Avenues, one leading to the Kitchen and another leading to the Fireplace and others leading to their Beds and  windows. it was a Firetrap very dangerous with an Electric Fire inches away from the Papers. One Died eventually and I was left with the Nutty one for Years. Some times the Light Bulb would Wear out in their Place and she would ask me  to replace it. I would say to Her did you knock  the Power off and she would say Yes. So I took the  Old Bulb out and started to put the New one in, and I nearly fell off the Stool as the Light burst into Life nearly Blinding me and i gave off to Her about being nearly Electrocuted if I touched any of the Metal Parts. She was always doing that not switching the Power off first. The Landlord was  always trying to get Her to remove the Newspapers telling Her it was  a Fire Hazard ,even getting the Firebrigade Representative through Social Services  to force Her to Remove the Papers. She would remove them ,but they would be back after awhile. She eventually began to lose it completely and not be able to look after Herself, Forgetting things like not turning off the Gas, so Her Relatives put Her in a Home just before I moved out,That was in 1993.

Answer 4

One constantly tells me how luck I am. "Arnt we lucky its a nice day" "Arnt we lucky to live in a nice street". Unfortunately I'm not lucky enough not to have an annoying neighbour.

Answer 5

They film Adult movies down the road.

Answer 6

A man that gossips, good for you, perhaps you should get a pair of binoculars and stalk the neighbourhood, peering over hedges and snooping into peoples, lives. Great pastime for a MAN, would,nt you say.

Answer 7

Mine knocked on my door with a strange silent man looking over her shoulder, and told me that I was humming too loud the previous night and could I keep it down.

I informed her I was out all night and she informed me that it WAS me, she KNEW it was me, and that she can tell when I'm home even if she can't see or hear me.

She's basically accusing me of being the voices in her head.

Oh and when my other neighbour passed away of a heart attack she knocked at my door and told me that she thought my neighbour had been murdered and did I think that we'd be murdered too?

Answer 8

we live in mountain and have a long extended dirt driveway with several houses along its way.  out of courtesy to these residents we drive at 5 mph or less.to keep the dust down.

however dear mr bibby is convinced we race by his place at 50 mph when he isnt home so ..poof..there he is..several times a month,out in the public road with a shovel digging ditched across so that we can barely get past at 2 mph!

we fill them in...he redigs. we fill them in...he ridigs..

Answer 9

we got christians who act friendly, thieves who act friendly, a few drug dealers who act friendly.

Answer 10

Mine occasionally peek through the fence- I have no idea why- it can't be sexual since I'm not that tempting. None the less, I will occasionally venture forth in my undies to retrieve something of necessity not worthy of donning clothes for.

Answer 11

We have a Slovakian couple living across the street who apparently don't know how windows work-they (actually she-the wife does it constantly) will stand at the window in her underwear or sometimes even less,it certainly gives the entire street an eyeful-nearly caused some guys passing one day to fall over/trip! She seems oblivious to the fact she is stood in front of a large piece of glass which people can see her through,the way the street is arranged you can't help but see her.

Another neighbour is the local drunk who is so spineless he won't tell his drunk mates to go home/behave etc recently they pasted p**n mag pages to his windows as a joke-the rest of us (with kids) didn't find it amusing.

Then across the road there is an old people's home-they are the noisiest of our neighbours-partying til late and blasting music out,having singalongs etc...

Then there is the 'pigeon' woman,a truly bizarre person who walks up and down the street in her dressing gown/house coat and slippers,she stares at the floor like she's expecting it to do tricks. And comes out of her house,crosses the road, looks at the floor,then goes back to her house...for no reason!This is several times a day lol.

Answer 12

I once went to put washing out on the line when I went back in I realised I had left a item in the washer when I went back out to the washing line a neighbour had put bread for the birds directly below my washing I picked it all up ,and went back out five minutes later and they had put more down I went and asked them not to do it they asked why!!!!!! "because the birds s*** on my washing" as if they didn't know that argh!! some people hey!

Answer 13

one goes to the shop about 4 times a day for bread and milk walks his dog at 4am over the fields, clips the hedges at 3am locks himself in and the keys are in his pocket lol yes his lost his marbles.

can anyone top that lol