NHL: Ridiculous hockey questions???

Question

I'm your host J-to the Izzo' and welcome to my game show!!!

"Hockey Shenanigans!!!"

1.) If you could get the "King" from Burger King on your team who would you trade for him?

2.)True or false: It would be a "green" choice to get rid of the Zamboni and let lanscapers cut the ice with Gilete Sensor razors.

3.)Your team is moving....where do you want it to go?

4.)Detroit has the Octipus...The Devils fans threw fake mice on the ice when Gretzky called them a mickey mouse team...What is your teams "Pet" and why?

5.) If hockey players go on the golf course at seasons end where do golf players go after the season?

6.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNDlf6hA6TY&feature=user

Is this funny???

Answer 1

1. Darcy Reiger

2. Depends, how many trees die to make a razor? You'd need SO many razors.

3. Kenmore instead of Buffalo. Congrats, like 5 of you know where Kenmore is lol

4. Ryan Miller because of his striking resemblence to the wonkey-eyed weasle from the Foghorn Leghorn cartoons

5. Back to the retirement home, field trips over kiddies

6. I dont have sound on my work computer...and it was still funny lol

Answer 2

1)  d**n YOU!  You KNOW I freaking am scared of the plastic faced freak!  I would sell the ENTIRE TEAM to Jim Basile and get out of the hockey business before I draft him.  There are 3 things that scare the h**l out of me... clowns and cockroaches are the other two.  

2)  Not sure if that would be green...next time I am hugging and copping a feel with a tree...I'll ask it.  

3)  Anywhere North of here...preferably a place with big mountains and moderate snow............and yes, I would move.

4)  I guess the team is too new...no pets.  It was the Panthers that threw rats on the ice...didn't know about the mice.

5)  Not sure about golfers...maybe they play hockey  :)

6)  Mildly...I am not big on the tard jokes.

JO:  Mind in the gutter.  lol.

Answer 3

...iceburg

lmao true

erie....close to pittsburgh

penguin

play more golf

no not really

Answer 4

1) Patrice Brisebois

2) As long as Buttman's commish, anything's possible

3) Quebec City - can't imagine Montreal without an NHL team

4) I don't think we have one to be honest

5) They become extras in the new Caddyshack movie

6) I saw bigger bOObies in grade school and they were real.

Answer 5

1.  You know how creeped out the guy is when he wakes up and finds the King there?  That creeps me out just watching, so keep him, please

2.  false.  not a lanscaper I've ever seen with a decent close shave!

3.  The house next door to me.

4.  Sorry, we have the octopus, but I saw the mascot of Rhode Island School of Design a while ago on YA, and cried laughing.  It's not G rated stuff.

5.  Does the golf season actually ever end?  

6.  A bit intellectual for me.

Answer 6

1) Can I trade Sean Avery and a bag of pucks for him.

2)That would be green, but man the games would take forever.

3)Winnipeg

4)The Panthers have the rat. During the 1996 playoff Scott Mellanby killed a rat in the dressing room with his stick and scored two goals that night. Vanbiesbrouck dubbed it a rat trick. So every time the Panthers then score it rained plastic rats. The rat is still around at Panthers games today as a secondary mascot.

5)The bar

6) Stupid and silly.

EDIT Homes the Devils did also for a short while. JO is correct. The Panthers took it to another level though

Answer 7

1. I'd trade him for the two stupid dogs

http://sharetv.org/images/2_stupid_dogs-...

;)

2. True, BUT it'd take waaaay to long.

3. Morgantown WV.....so they're still somewhat nearby. ;b

4. Along time ago we had a real Penguin as the mascot.....It's name was Pete and he died. Now we have Iceburgh......the man in the Penguin suit who has no girlfriend, or life.

5. People still play golf? Kidding.....kidding......Maybe they go to Antarctica. (Wild guess)

6. LMAO!

Answer 8

1. Iceburgh

2. False

3. Somewhere in Canada

4. Penguins, LOL

5. Bowling

6. It's dumb, LOL

Answer 9

1. omg i wouldnt...scary...ahhh

2. true...but dumb

3. my backyard

4. we dont have one

5. they play year round

6.sorta

Answer 10

1.) Nobody!  That dude is SCARY.

2.) Probably...but the Zamboni rocks.

3.) New York or Pennsylvania.  So then the team won't be too far away!  But that would be a problem.  Four New York Teams or three Pennsylvania teams...

4.) Mice lol

5.) They go somewhere to get fat like Phil Mickelson

6.) Not really

Answer 11

Ahh so good to be on the show!

1. I'd trade my mascot for him.

2. False. You know how long that would take?

3. Cleveland.

4. Detroit - Octopus. Columbus - Stinger! Due to the name Jackets.

5. To rehab.

6. AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That made my day.

Answer 12

no not really not funny at all, do you spend your life trying to find girls who like to strip???

Answer 13

1. Nobody, he scares me I don't want him.

2. Umm... False...  :]

3. Somewhere still in Massachusetts I guess..

4. A Bruin? Because that's the name.

5. Does golf season end..because it really doesn't feel like it. Same with NASCAR, those things go on all year right?

6. LMFAO. Yes.

Answer 14

1. i don't want him. he's scary

2. false

3. my backyard

4. none that i can think of

5. they go fishing

6. not really, i feel bad for the guy

Answer 15

a large fries

true

Winnipeg

none

the bar

Answer 16

1.) If you could get the "King" from Burger King on your team who would you trade for him?

The zamboni

2.)True or false: It would be a "green" choice to get rid of the Zamboni and let lanscapers cut the ice with Gilete Sensor razors.

I'd hook the king up to a rickshaw with a blade.

3.)Your team is moving....where do you want it to go?

The suburbs

4.)Detroit has the Octipus...The Devils fans threw fake mice on the ice when Gretzky called them a mickey mouse team...What is your teams "Pet" and why?

The hawks don't have a "pet".

5.) If hockey players go on the golf course at seasons end where do golf players go after the season?

Hawaii.

6.)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wndlf6ha6...

Is this funny???

It was ok. The funniest part is when he throws his gun, it hits the ground, and the guy gets shot.