Name something you can blame on the dog?

Question

...I swear it wasn't me!

Answer 1

there is no beer left

d**n dog

Answer 2

... passing wind

Answer 3

  Who smoked my last blunt?

Who took the money from the coffee table?

Answer 4

The kid didn't pee on himself, the dog peed on him!!

Answer 5

Peeing on the carpet.  Just couldn't get there fast enough.

Answer 6

my homework

Answer 7

Drooling, or eating the last cookie!

Answer 8

leg humping

Answer 9

The p**p on the floor.

Answer 10

for eating that huge burger Boss asked me to buy.

Answer 11

Humping the neighbors leg. No wait..

Answer 12

knocking up grandma. oly out.

Answer 13

*Cries* Are you trying to say it was me?