Naming your penile area?

Question

Why do men feel the need to name their penile area and tell their dates about it the very first night of the date? Somone PLEASE shed light unto this.

Answer 1

I named mine Floppy

Answer 2

It is a courtesy in case our date wants to meet our willy she will know what his name is. Makes the meeting more casual and less awkward

Answer 3

why not? my d**k is like my baby! i don't go anywhere without it!

Answer 4

Ummm, only some men feel the need, and I think most of them are joking. If they are serious they are probably just proud about their "penile area". This is fine, but telling someone on your first date? That's just weird. Evacuate the premises immediately if a guy does this.

If I had to name mine I would call it Sergent Pepper's Excellent Royal Marine. (or S-P-E-R-M for short)

Answer 5

Because if you dont give it that acknowledgement, it may turn against you and either bite and scratch you or vaganalise (turn into a v****a).

Mines called Harold-Barbara :)

Answer 6

It's the ultimate turn on for a woman..the more you mention that special name you have, the more turned on she'll get. Try it,and be sure to let the Answers community know how it works for you. Good luck!

Answer 7

Well I think you are dating the wrong kind of guy then. I don't care what it is, they should NOT talk about their p***s on the first date. Also mine is 18 years old and still doesn't have a name so it's not al guys.  

Answer 8

I never really thought about it.  I guess I've got a No Name Brand!  LOL

Answer 9

"men" as a whole don't do this.  i can't imagine ever doing this.

looks like you've been dating some odd guys. perhaps they're trying to brag or something? though more info would help

Answer 10

Men feel their p***s is an extended personality of themselves, so it needs a name, but telling a date is just plain crude. I would actually get out at the next stoplight.

Answer 11

When my, thing gets named i'll let you know,it hasn't yet.