Nature walk faux pas?

Question

As we've been having such beautiful weather this week I rallied the ladies together to take a nature walk complete with a guide.

Upon arrival at the nature walk meeting point I realised my mistake in understanding what a nature walk is.

As I wanted to be at one with Nature I arrived completely nude (except my ankle boots of course for dignity).

I registered the shock of all my dear ladies and the guide and to save face raised an eye brow and simply said "My dears, don't tell me you will be clothed for this event?". They blushed and promptly undressed.

That was all well and good however from then on every garden party has been nude. I need to put a stop to this new trend as out door BBQs have been quite the Hazard, Lord Harry Ball will never be the same..

What shall I do?

Answer 1

erm I'm confused you say the walk was this week ..........and then you talk of all the garden parties you have been to since have been nude ...........................somewhere the time tense is out unless your related to dr who and have a tardis ................sillly old dear

Answer 2

silly troll...trix are for kids!!!

Answer 3

Oh darling, what fits and giggles you must be having with all of this stuff and nonsense going on.

Health and Safety considerations must always be paramount. Just as it is inopportune to drive whilst drinking, unless of course you are dear Rotter who has as many lives as a feline time-lord,  playing with fire whilst dangling will only prove to be a terrible inconvenience.

Unless of course you are dear Rotter, who probably shouldn't go anywhere near the fire at all.

Answer 4

Time to come clean. Then tell your friends your wishes.