Naughty version of "first comes love, then comes marriage" rhyme?

Question

My boyfriend told me there was a "not-so-nice" version of that rhyme, involving alcohol or something.

He got distracted and never got around to telling me what that version was.

Does anyone know?

Answer 1

Here's an even dirtier one created by me: First comes s***s, then comes s*x, then they both died of AIDS holy f*ck!!! Hope this makes you laugh =)

Answer 2

first comes the booze soon you kick off your shoes than comes the bed, who cares if your wed.

Answer 3

ya what ur friend sayingis correct at particular point of view but it is not only right in all scnarios