Ned ere, nat no, an am slowly getting pure pisht , where's ra best place in Glasgow to...?

Question

...huv a punch up? any wan ken?.....cuz I am pure bored man, an am pure aff ma face oan some recreational drugs and swally, wi sum buckie mixed wi cider an also ah huv goat a bottle of irn bru(hard stuff) and ah've eaten square sausages fir breakfast anaw,an noo, I have an attitude, therefore I um a ragin' bam, am stereotypical male fae Glesga, and noo ah totilly fancy panning some effers coupin in, so gonane geez sum tips? wits ra best areas to hing aboot, wit chants n stuff, shud ah shout , do ah need a weapon, an wit team colours will look the best aw covered in blood? Sos ah kin go tae a sports shop first an nick a jersey! cheers big man.

I will now allow yahoo tae pay you 2 of them weightwatchers points hings oan ere, if ye answer.....and mind, nae swearing as there urr mibbe wee weans watching the replies. but they shouldnae be, the wee pricks shud be watchin yon citv nat, no?

Answer 1

Well itchybaws theres always the gallowgate, parkheed or the gorbals, just stick a rangers top on and shout fk the pope and there will be a swarm of junkies wearing sellick strips trying to stab you with their h,i,v infested syringes.

Answer 2

It sounds like a teucher version of Dirty Barry, just remember before try n fight to get your mate to hold you back!

Answer 3

barry??is that you barry???dont let old wattie see you oot on the pish .the drinking culture has been banned now that wally and sally have taken over again.something about keeping the expenses tab down for minty i hear.why were you not playing at pittodrie yesterday,i thought you were only injured for scotland games.anyhow,wont hinder you from drowning your sorrows mate.look,its not that bad being rankers captain at the moment,just think,you could be kirk broadfeet.hurry back as they have a new saviour now going by the name of mendes,and watty is not happy as pedro tends to pass forward instead of sideways and back to mcshagger like you do brilliantly.

Answer 4

try pumpalots maws hoose as there is always a queue of guys there arguing aboutwhos going first

Answer 5

you might wanna try the sandyford clinic, theyl sort out the itchybaw in no time