Need Advertising call idea - product energy milk - tv ad radio ad & slogan?

Question

product is energy milk

it is like enrgy drink but milk

i need some ideas for a slogan

we also have to make tv ad and radio ad

it will be nice if they are humorous but keep it school appropriate

Answer 1

"WE THINK ITS UDDERLY RIDICULOUS THAT YOU HAVE TO BUY CHEMICAL DRINKS TO HAVE ENERGY...

....WELL, COWS MAY NOT BE THE FASTEST THINGS ON EARTH, BUT THAT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE CONCENTRATING SO HARD ON MAKING NOURISHIN, GOOD TASTIN, NATURAL, LOADED-WITH-GROWTH-AND-ENERGY NUTRIENTS RIGHT FROM THE SOIL THAT EVERYTHING GROWS IN.

SO IF YOU WANT TO BE FULL OF VIM-VIGOR AND VITALITY, WE ADDED SOME OF THAT TOO, TO GIVE YOU GOOD THINKIN POWER, GOOD MOVIN POWER, AND WELL, JUST GOOD- EVERYTHIN POWER.

JUST PICTURE YOURSELF RACIN DOWN THAT RACE TRACK WITH THE BEST FUEL IN YA THAT NATURE EVER MADE...(product name ).... IT'S NATURES FUEL.

OH AND BE SURE TO SAY THANK YOU AS YOU PASS ALL THOSE COWS YOU SEE WHO ARE CONCENTRATIN JUST FOR YOU.  ....MILK...IT'S NATURES FUEL !!!

.......(product name)..............get moooovin today !!!!!!!!!

Thats free on me..if you want me to do the voice over, well it depends on how loud you want me to mooooooo