Need a joke to brighten your day?

Question

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Answer 1

Aww....poor bunny! That was funny though. It took me a second to get it, but then I thought it was really funny. Have a star.

Answer 2

lmao wow pretty funny when you think about it

Answer 3

.......

im waitin fr the joke?

Answer 4

that's funny

Answer 5

that makes sense. i guess.

Answer 6

What the eff..

Answer 7

that's actually just killed my day.

Answer 8

Is this suppose to brighten up my day?

This isnt funny at all.

Answer 9

thanks for ruining my day

Answer 10

:)

Answer 11

i got a better one

ok

so did you hear about the fight in the candy shop??

a sucker got licked

hahahahah

so funny

Answer 12

Wheres the joke? And yes i just answered a question with a question.

Answer 13

hahahahhahahahha.... poor rabbits!

foxes & eagles are cool.... lol

Answer 14

haha, that's funny.

Answer 15

Bahaha.

Answer 16

meh

Answer 17

Thats sad, i like bunnies but funny :0)

Answer 18

Oh ... i don't get it lol

Answer 19

first of all thats not a joke.

second a bear and a rabbit are crapping in the woods,

the bear turns to the rabbit and asks

"do you have a problem with c**p sticking to your fur?"

the rabbit says "no, why?"

the bear then grabs the rabbit and wipes his butt with him.