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<<A store that sells new husbands has opened in Sydney , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

"That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more."

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 2,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love s*x.

The second floor has wives that love s*x and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.>>

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  1. That is funny!

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    That was my attempt at humor this week


  2. This is so incredibly funny, women don&#039;t know what they want, excellent...!

  3. hahaha!  I like the wives store version better...LOL

  4. I have heard this one before...still good.

    But I can&#039;t recall the second part about the wives.....*****.ing brilliant!!!

    * 4 u

  5. wow iv&#039;e never heard it before, but it&#039;s good.

  6. Thank you, i needed that.

  7. Very Nice! Love it...so so true!

  8. lol ive heard the first half but not the second! love it!

  9. epic lulz. * for u! ^_^

  10. This was HILARIOUS! Thank you so much for posting this! ^_^

  11. lol hehehe thats funny

  12. that S**t is funny! i just e-mailed it to everyone i know! lmao

  13. hahahahaha!  very nice!  * 4 u

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