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Need a laugh?Blonde Joke?

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A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver

eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and

opens the trunk She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The life like cardboard men are in

trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to approaching drivers.

Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, 'What's going on here?'

'My car broke down, officer' says the woman calmly 'Well, what the h**l are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?' he asks.

'Helllooooooo!!!!' says the blonde. 'Those are my emergency flashers!'

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  1. Star for u!


  2. hahaha

    lol

    that was funny

    have a star!!!

  3. Haaaa, funny! :)

  4. hahahh that is halerious i luv it

  5. hahha funny

  6. lol

  7. that was funny!!!!!

    *star for you!!*

  8. lol.....i enjoyed that one....

  9. hehehehehehehhe goood one i love blonde jokes!!!

  10. I like it. Very funny.

    I give you a star as well, but I dont know how to do it. I am blonde!!

  11. ha ha ha ha =]

    star

  12. best joke ever i heard

  13. Funny! You get my first star of the day!

  14. wow!Lol, u get a star!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. lol nice

  16. hahahahahahaa!!!!!      lol!!!! very good!! neva hrd that b4 and it WAS funni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    gd 1

    :-)

    :-D

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