Need a poem, something smiple. Like Roses are Red type of thing?

Question

Leaving my job, and i would like to give this poem to a co worker.

Like Roses are Red

Violets are blue

your gonna miss me...

something someting..;p

If you could add to that and make it funny if you could.......Thanks

Answer 1

roses are red

violets are blue

my p**p stinks,

how about you?

violets are blue

roses are red

your gonna miss me

til the day your dead.

Answer 2

...and I'll miss you too!

...and my ugly black shoes!

...cuz you'll have more work to do!

...since I'm the only one that likes you!