Need a "catchy" title for a science project.?

Question

Need something quick & quirky to get the attention of 5th graders. We came up with a couple, but none of them thrilled us. The science project is "Can we preserve an apple the way the Ancient Egyptians preserved a body to make a mummy?

Thx so much

Answer 1

"Keeping an old apple fresh YO"

The yo is the most important part

Answer 2

Hard Core Science - Doing it the OLD School Way