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Need an outfit. Fine, call Avery?

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http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=241603&lid=sublink01&lpos=headlines_nhl

Lmaooooo. The whole time I read that I was laughing. Did you read his "essay". Did you see his picture. =b

Oh lordy.

What off season jobs do you think other NHL players have?

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So what we've learned here is that the man is a high school drop out, could appear in a J-Lo video, has the fashionista insight to match black with black, and can't carry Stroganoff. What?!?!

Henrik Lundqvist works at a Mazerati dealership, Mike Comri is Hillary Duff's shopping assistant, Ray Emery sells T-mobile Sidekicks at a kiosk in the mall where he frequently meets up for lunch in the food court with Chris Neil who steals them extra Gorditas from Taco Bell where he's a sauce spill cleaner-upper, and Ales Kotalik is my pool boy.
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LMFAO.

"As he writes, anyone who teases him might wind up getting their behind kicked "by a very expensive pair of shoes - and that they'll probably match both my belt and my shirt."

You mean the shoes that he bought from PayLess?

Chris Pronger is busy "BOOMING" people.

Kyle Wellwood coaches the minor league soccer team...

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/4638/...

& Ray Emery works at McDonalds.
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I LOVE AVERY HE IS MY GUY !! IM IN LOVE WITH HIM! I HOPE HE COMES BACK TO LA ! LOVE YA AVERY !!!!!

ASHLEE<3S ANZE KOPITAR FOR NOW
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This is gold by itself... but read it with a stereotypical g*y guy lisp, I DARE YOU: "Just know that you may get your *** kicked by a very expensive pair of shoes ÃƒÂ¢Ã‚Â€Ã‚Â” and that they'll probably match both my belt and my shirt."

LOL.

SIDNEY CROSBY: http://www.mattmayer.com/athens2004/divi...

Ahhh, how I miss picking on Sidness.

(To be fair to Sid, he learned a lot from his coach this past spring...

Chris Osgood. Bwahaha.)

COLBY ARMSTRONG: http://www.wholesaleol.com/products/prod...

(His beak is the personal bottle opener of the Staals.)
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Wowwww.
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This was hilarioius. Omgosh i almost was in tears on that slideshow. The thing is i could totally picture avery doing something like that.

I didn't think nhl players needed off season jobs, they make enough money as it is.
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http://www.mensvogue.com/magazine/articl...

this should be read by all, hes so g*y

me hulk

http://www.mensvogue.com/magazine/slides...

u know whats funny about this

avery refers it as a "they" thing when they lost and a "we" thing when they won.

i answered an avery question with this response like 13 hrs ago, lol me and my devils friends keep laughing at this all day

gonchar the thing is im not gonna make fun of wellwood cause he has a hot wife/girlfriend/women friend

o, well he still probably, nevermind im not gonna go there

i think avery ripping that shirt is very symbolic that hes not gonna be a ranger next year
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avery for 1.. is the man.. rangers need him back.. 2.. im pretty sure most hockey players dont have second jobs in the nhl.. they pay pretty well... avery is just getting himself set up for after hockey so he doesnt turn into someone like jose conseco...
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I heard about that... Read the essay... quite funny. It's hard to believe that this guy's the most hated player in the NHL.

Malkin and Ovechkin wearing USA baseball uniforms is pretty ironic too...

I wonder if some of them take temp work in warehouses or something because of boredom.... But I bet a good number take office jobs just to get experience for once they're no longer playing, especially some of the more borderline players.
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LMFAO...this is great...LOL

hmmm, off season jobs...probably tour guides for their home country.
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http://www.nypost.com/seven/06242008/new...

Sean Avery is creepy. He loves clothes and fashion, and waving sticks in people's faces and acting like a jerk...He's probably bipolar.

Zach Parise, Kevin Weekes, Cam Janssen, and Patrik Elias are running hockey programs at a New Jersey ice rink.

Saku Koivu works at Dunkin Donuts.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/3504/...

Tie Domi is a gas station attendant.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/779/f...

Claude Julien is a hair stylist.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/1074/...

Valtteri Filppula is a pimp.

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/6681/...
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i feel embarrassed FOR him... so much that i couldn't even read past the first 3 paragraphs... wowwww haha

most are probably just fathers. they get enough money that they shouldn't even need off season jobs. lol
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Wow...lmao

I actually like the picture of him hulking it up!!

Jagr works with his bro's at the beaver dam.
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Hey, graduation's tomorrow. I have no idea what to wear! I'll just go have a talk with my buddy, Sean Avery! He'll point me in the right direction!
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Haha I find it he could be g*y...maybe he liked Marty or his sense of "style". I AM GIRLY MAN! I think Ruutu should start a business with him. Maybe one hockey player is a minor league golf star.
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