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Need excuses for not going swimming help?

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hello

yesturday i was in the doctors because of my ear drum has been put under too much pressure when i went on a plane to france the day befor.

need a genuine excuse...

i love to swim but im not bothered to go tonight.....

i also have scratches on my front that look like words from when i got scratched by thorn bushes...

thanks

ELZ..............

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JUST DONT GO!
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Easiest injuries to fake:

- Tendinitis of the knee (basically an irritated tendon - it takes a physiotherapist to diagnose this, but can get EXTREMELY uncomfortable)

- Pulled muscle - easy ones are the lats, the triceps, biceps

- Neck injury

- Sprained wrist/ankle

Otherwise say you threw up a little bit that morning.
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Im sure that by the time you read this ur incident is over. this is for the future.

I also find my self in the same situtation - without a trip from france though! - i just dont want to swim. I will share my ways with the whole Yahoo!:

1. say your sick. all swimming coachs never want sick people to swim. That is the best way to miss swimming. i done a short course on swim teaching and its true.

2. ear infection - second best. u will never have to swim if you "have an ear infection". If you do its could go to inner ear, and after that cause damage to the nerves that connect ear to brain. Swimming teachers never want people with ear infections to swim - which makes it a dam good excuse .

3. Exams - coachs know that people take exams priority over swimming - try enforcing the rule!

4. The best: go swimming, swim a few laps and say your really not feeling well (and mabye threw up). you can usually get changed and go home.

5. If you do another sport like a martial art, or rugby, say you got hurt.

anyway hope it helps for future - this is what i always do when i dont want to swim. it shud work!

good luck!
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bladder issues
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just tell the truth
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-I'm So Tired if i swim, i'll drown....

-I'm getting a flu, i guess.. and i don't feel well...

-i need an important job to do...

-i have to study for my exam(work)

-Mom/Dads sick, i have to take care of them
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Just say to your mum..."but my swim teacher is a registered s*x offender" not only will you miss swimming but probably the rest of the term! XD
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The chlorine could infect your ear.

Is your dad or something forcing you to go? Because my dad did that to me and wasted most of my childhood.
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Your ear problem, if you get water in your ear you may get an infection and this could make your problem worse.

For the scratches - make up an incredible story - you had a fight with a tiger/lion!!
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Your having s*x with your girlfriend? (just a joke, but i did say that to my music teacher for why i was late cos she was getting on my nerves, that shut her up)

Just say that: a) you have an ear infection

Or b) Still jet lagged and not up to the swimming
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easy just tell the truth
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have bad cold...i have allergy( in general) so i often use that
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just say you have your period (only joking)

say you have an ear infection!
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Diarrhea. No body wants someone in the pool that has diarrhea. Just make sure you spend a lot of time in the bathroom to make this believable. Or, like everyone else said you have an ear ache, stick with that!
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you have a verruca
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u have an upset stomach and cant posssibly swim in case you s... yourself
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Having a screwed up ear is all you need to say. Should be gone after a day or so at the longest though... Whats this about the "scratches on your front that look like words" about though? Not doing anything daft I hope? Self tattooing?
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ummm how ab u don't feel good! lol

Or go somewhere else w/ ur gf and tell them u forgot!

Hope u figure something out! = )
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Why do you need an excuse,if youn don`t want to go, Don`t go.
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just say u don't want to go! ur mom will respect u more 4 telling the truth!
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just say you've got ear problems

why dont you just not go? why do you need an exscues? its your decision
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why not say your ear is messed up.
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just stall ur mom until u dont go
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Be a man and just tell the truth if you don't want to go then don't go its as simple as that.
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Say that your doctor says that you can't get water in your ears for the next 48 hours.

Or that you are grounded for something.

Or you've lost your swimming costume.
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just say you're having inner ear problems and swimming will put too much pressure on it right now
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