Need fresh ideas for masturbation!

Question

I need some new ideas for masturbating without going to jackingworld, or the banana thing, or the boxspring thing! Please help.

Answer 1

advanced masturbation is the best

Answer 2

If you want to try something totally original and different (from all the normal stuff on jacking websites), that's feels really intense and like nothing else, try using rabbit fur, or some other soft type of real fur. Fur is a very good because it has the same qualities of lube but feels even better as it rubs all over your body.

You can buy rabbit fur coats cheap from eBay or thrift stores easily enough (I just pretend it's for a play/fancy dress or something if I'm buying it, eBay is best if you set up a saved search, I get coats each for about $10 inc shipping).

There's load of things you can try. For the very basic to the more adventurous ...

Just get two pillows side by side, lay the fur coat on the pillows and hump between the fur laying you mojo in the gap between the pillows. The pillows will give your body support allowing your p***s to glide through the soft fur as you thrust. This also works well because the fur will be stroking your balls as well giving a very strong sensation. I place a small scrap bit of fur where my "wedding tackle" is so if I let off, I can discard that scrap without soiling the rest of a decent coat, though It's good practice to try hard not to shoot into any fur, as it helps you build really strong PC muscles for good s*x :-D

I often take the sleeves of fur coats and roll half of it inside out so there is fur inside and on the outside. You can put a soft bit of tubing between this as support and thrust into this. This can be done along with the technique above by placing it between the pillows. This allows the fur to go right the way round your mojo and stops it from against your belly. It also makes easier to thrust by further reducing friction.

If I buy something like a fox (or any other fluffy fur) fur collar (look on eBay, avoid vintage items from before 1960 they tend to be a bit shoddy), then put one or two of these in your boxer shorts. Using a bit of thread it takes a minute or two to attach... I generally put it so the fur runs between the insides of both legs, or between the middle my boxers so it lays between my butt cheeks, all the way through to my balls and "wedding tackle".

When I have time I'll cut off the lining from a fur coat, and cut up and use the fur as a lining to my boxer shorts. It's a very amateur job I do (and takes a bit of practice judging how to size things up), and thus looks like some inside-out tarzan underwear but it's my favorite. They can be worn under some baggy tracksuits ( you might also want a coat that hides that area too). This is so awesome in the winter because you get throbbing boners from just walking, and no one else knows!

Obviously you want to be pretty clean if you're wearing fur underwear if you want it to last. I tend to wear it after I've had a wash in the winter. I also tend to attach a scrap piece of fur to the front of any fur lined boxers so when I do jack off, I can just replace the soiled piece of scrap fur rather than all of the fur boxers. that way they last a while before needing to be replaced :-)

Much as fur does sound odd, it's amazing because you'll never have friction issues, much like using lube, but it's not as messy, and feels much nicer. I've never fund any other way that compares to real fur in fact. I always use coats from thrift stores so it's recycling existing fur that otherwise would have been thrashed (not to mention I don't feel bad about it, rabbit fur is a by product of meat production, and I can't see how using fur is any different from say a s*x toy that uses leather). I've found I jerk half a dozen times a day with fur pretty effortlessly with no side effects from friction etc. I've also now saved up and got a really nice collection of real fur blankets. Just moving around in bed now makes me as rock solid as the iron man!

If you try this I can guarantee you won't be disappointed. If anyone tries it, gimme a shout it'd be good to know others have tried it.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

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Answer 5

Have you tried using a chicken yet?

Answer 6

use glue.  

Answer 7

find a woman, or buy a fleshlight.

Answer 8

Why not put all this energy into finding another human being?

Answer 9

use past sexual experiences!

Answer 10

3 words: Total Recall Marathon

Answer 11

Get friendly with your kitchen appliances. Try the food processor, the blender, the egg beater, and best yet..the toaster! Have fun and be sure to let the Answers community know how it works for you.

Answer 12

go to advancemasterbation.com the have over 40 demonstrations

Answer 13

why don't you plug yourself in to the vacum cleaner?