Need funny motivational poster quote?

Question

I am trying to think of a humorous quote for a mock "inspirational" poster. Title is 'urgency' and picture is of a little boy peeing in the woods. Title can change, however. Does anyone have any idea what the quote can be? I'm drawing a blank!

Answer 1

you cant control when curtain things come along in life, only find a way to control them.

Answer 2

When it's urgent, don't hold back...