Need help, should I change my ???????? ?

Question

I'm just getting ready to start medical school to (hopefully) become a proctologist. One question, my name is Randy Fist. Would you be hesitant to go to a proctologist named Dr. Fist?

Answer 1

While she was 'flying' down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.

The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied, 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a r****m stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what? A r****m stretcher? And just what does a r****m stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to

two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the h**l do you do with a 6 foot a*****e?' he asked.







'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...'

Traffic Ticket $95.00

Court Costs $45.00

Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS

In your case, the cost of changing your name... PRICELESS!!!  That would be a YES!!!

Answer 2

wow .......wow idk wut to say

              good luck dr.fist

Answer 3

Go for it....Don't be surprise if you get large quantities of hot male g*y guys wanted to be fisted. LOL

Answer 4

omg that cracked me up so hard, im so sorry but you just made my day. but yes it'd be a good idea to do it, but hey at least you're not Mr. d**k right?