Need help ASAP! My rear end is glued to my office chair due to a super glue prank!!!!!!!?

Question

Yes, my butt, right now, glued to the office chair (my fiance and I have a prank war going on right now.............he got me good, I admit it but i WILL get him back!).

So......with the exception of nail polish remover (don't have any).....what can unstick my skin from this chair? (he coated the whole dang seat!!!!!!!!)

Plus help, I'm honesty stuck to this chair right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I know this is the wrong section but I know this section is active right now thus why I put it here......cause this is kind of a real time issue!)

Answer 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats the funniest thing ive heard in ages!!!

Answer 2

Clothing/Fabrics

Use acetone and an old toothbrush, reapplying the acetone a number of times and brushing to remove it layer-by-layer. Work on outside and then on inside. May not come off entirely.

O/w, if you have an alternate pair, you can just step out of your skirt and use the other one.

Answer 3

Call poison control, they can help you. Then glue his pubes to his jeans!!

Answer 4

You're kidding. Please say you're kidding.

Did anyone else get the impression that she was naked when this happened?

Answer 5

Nothing a good shove off the bed won't fix tomorrow morning.

In the meantime, just panic I guess. Call 9-1-1. Use all your force to get out of the chair. You might lose your pants, but I'm sure no one in your office will object.

lol

Answer 6

Your skin? As in not wearing anything down under?

Wow. If you were wearing clothes you could easily get out. Hopefully next time you'll think first with a prankster partner.

I can only think of acetone based nail polish remover or something like goo gone. Otherwise it's as hot as you can stand it soapy water and peel your butt off the chair really really slowly. Good luck.

To the fiance, Good one!

Edit: If you're wearing a skirt then get out of it. It can't be that difficult. Kiss the skirt goodbye though.

Answer 7

Oh, my.

If it is on your skin, a trip to the hospital may be needed. If it is just on your clothes, say bye bye to your pants or skirt. If you are wearing bottoms, just cut them off.

You're in a t shirt and panties, ain't you? That's gonna hurt like h**l. If you do manage to peel yourself off, lotion the skin affected really well.

I really hope you don't have to pee.

Answer 8

Take off your clothes. It should be stuck to the clothing not to you. If it is stuck to you - you need acetone nail polish remover to get that off and it will take a while.

Answer 9

easy; slip out of your clothes; in pranks rules can be bent. So, get a pair of scissors and start snipping away.I'm sure you don't want to stay there all day long and when you have to go to the loo you can't take your chair with you.  Now if you're a bit shy in that area have some one take a knife and cut your seat; if if's fabric, around you.

Answer 10

Maybe you shouldn't have pushed him out of bed?

That was stupid of him, now he has ruined a chair, and your cloths what an expensive prank, you could try pulling yourself off, it would hurt like h**l though

Answer 11

first of all, relax, it wont kill you. your just glued to a chair, its just that... really.

if no one is there to help you, and its really serious, cut the section of the chair that is glued to your pants (the fabric of the chair).

and then you are free to go somewhere and deal with it more efficiently.

but i really think you can find someone there to help you, it cant be THAT bad

Answer 12

you could cut your butt off!

but if it's for real, weren't you wearing pants or something? y would your skin be stuck?

edit: if it's really that stuck you probably need to go to the emergency room, also be careful too much exposure to the chemicals can seep into your skin.

Answer 13

what's the office chair material made out of?? leather? since your chair is already ruined, cut the fabric around your "bottom" to free yourself from the chair.  try looking up this stuff called goof off, it should get rid of it, but not sure how it would react to skin.

Answer 14

If you were a proper lady, you would have nail polish remover accessible. LOL

Answer 15

Cut the bottom of the chair off, it doesn't matter because it's already ruined. Soak in a warm tub for 45 mins-1 hour and GENTLY  peel the seat away/rub off the glue with a sponge.

If you are not able to get the seat off your ***, put on a big poofy dress, go to a drugstore, and buy some acetone. (you might want to do this anyways to get residual glue off)

Don't use goof off (although I'm using it right now on something...go figure) It's really really toxic and isn't good to have on your skin, and although acetone is toxic its not AS toxic.

If you live with your fiance: Put laxatives in his food. He'll be stuck in the bathroom just as long as you have been!

If you don't live with your fiance, do this for a practical joke: Take a large fish, unscrew the grill over a heating/cooling vent, and place the fish inside. It will smell for WEEKS, and it's really hard to identify where the smell is coming from, because its being distributed through the house by the vent!

Answer 16

Whatever you do, DON'T f**t!

Seriously, according to the Superglue website, acetone is the only thing that works.

When you do get unglued, get your partner back:  cayenne pepper in the underwear...!!!  And then refuse to "blow it" for him to cool off!!!

Answer 17

Immerse bonded areas in warm, soapy water. Peel or roll skin apart; a spatula or teaspoon handle or even a pencil will help. Remove cured adhesive with warm, soapy water (may take several applications).

EDIT - Wet a cotton swab using acetone nail polish remover. It must have Acetone, otherwise, it won't help you at all. If you don't have acetone nail polish remover, use the strongest cleaning product you have. 409 Grease & Grime works well. So does Soft Scrub and Ajax (see Tips). Acne-wash astringents work too, and are probably less harmful on your hands.

Answer 18

Are you sure he superglued it and it's not just your a*s stuck in the chair ;-D

Answer 19

Wow your F*CKED. LOL! He got you good. haha.

Are you in an actual office building or are you at a office in your home?