Need help coming up with acronym for class!?

Question

For my upcoming Anthropology class, I have to memorize the classification system of humans. I know that I could come up with an analogy, but can't think of one. Can someone help: Animalia, Chordata, Vertebrata, Mammalia, Primates, Anthropoideam Catarrhini, Hominoidea, Hominoidea, Homo, Sapiens. So, the letters are ACVMPACHHHS

Answer 1

Anyone Can View My Parrot And Can Have Hard Hair Spray

Answer 2

Animalia Bedialia

Anthropoideam A-Team

Animalia Somalia

Catarrhini Lamborghini

Chordata Bata  

Hominoidea No Waya [One and Two]

Sapien Bakian

Mammalia Italia

Vertbrata Bratz Doll

Primate Shydate