Need help finding a saying to write back??

Question

My friend and i pick on each other a lot for fun, she sent me a picture that said "Jesus loves you........well not as much as me...so i've decided that i want to send her a funny, mean comment back but i cant think of any......any help?

Answer 1

Aliens are abducting all the beautiful people, so I'm calling to say goodbye. Have fun on Earth.

Answer 2

Go to the hallmark site - they're bound to have some cute saying or other in their cards section  :)

Answer 3

God doesnt like ugly...but He made an exception for you. =)