Need help! - funny comebacks? !!?

Question

im always caught up in the '(my name) likes (other guys name) ' jokes and it always gets awkward because i have no comeback - and it looks like i actually like the 'other guy' - whats a comeback that doesn't make me look like a fool and doesn't offend the 'other guy'.

Thanks

Answer 1

sorry i dont get your question.... what do you mean, pliz give me some examples coz im lost!

Answer 2

not as much as you mom after we shaved her back.

Answer 3

"prove it"

Answer 4

Do you really need a funny comeback??? why not say that you like the person as a friend, nothing more nothing less.... With a comeback you are always insulting someone so it is better for everyone to know how you feel in a nice and open way

Answer 5

"how many times do i have to tell you?...im  not you!"

Answer 6

Say to the other person "I think you like him and you're just trying to cover up your true feelings." Then give a cheeky smile :)

Answer 7

Say something like John said Charlene swallows.

Answer 8

Just because you ain't gettin' any doesn't mean that you have to tell everyone I am.

Answer 9

How about you say that the girl who's uglier than you had her chest **** on by Tommy.

Answer 10

And what if i do? Why should you care, you like 'em?

And chances are they'll say

"Defending your boyfriend"

and you can just say

"Defending your sexuality?"

Answer 11

Making fun of yourself is best way out in almost any situation.  When I was in alike situation I just used to say " Yeah ( smiling wide and winking)... But the line is long, and I am somewhere at the end. But if somebody (say it long) else like him I can talk to him, he's my friend." And hit him gently in the shoulder as if you are his guy friend.