Need help my p***s is 18 inches how to make it smaller?

Question

ok this sounds wierd i admit but its true

Answer 1

Split with the people who are asking for bigger ones on this Yahoo Answer.

Answer 2

Most probably you are kidding and making fun of us... but well-endowed guys know how handle such huge willie specially during sexual intercourse. Sometimes, that you think is a woe even can become a potluck! You just should plan your life......

Answer 3

blender

Answer 4

Embrace it.  

Answer 5

That's almost 1 and a half

It's like walking around with a horse leg

Answer 6

i've never heard of this problem befor

it realy just sounds like you are trying to get attention to me

what kind of a guy woud want it smaller

don't you know that girls like them long and wide

even if you are g*y

you are just full of c**p

so basicaly

to make it smaller

the only way is to chopp it off

Answer 7

i'm guessing you want it shorter because you want to use it and the girl not get a broken cervix as well the ability to keep it hard (takes too much blood) get a pocket v****a, the s*x toy ,cut it to the desired length then slide it over your p***s all the way to the base.  it will keep the blood in your p***s and prevent it from going in so deep.

Answer 8

Step 1. Get knife

Step 2. Sharpen knife.

Step 3. Plug in a steam iron.

Step 4. Cut desired p***s length off with knife.

Step 5. Cauterize the wound with iron when sufficiently heated.

Step 6. Flaunt newly shortened p***s in public.

Hope that helps!

Answer 9

I'd go to a urologist. (p***s doctor)

Answer 10

move the magnifying glass from you wee-wee

Answer 11

surgery.

checkout this site for others like you

www.lpsg.org

Answer 12

mabye there's some kind of suregery?.....or you could give me like 4 inches lol

Answer 13

.. You mean when erected?

Answer 14

Dude!!!! Call the Guinness Book of World Records!!!!!! The biggest is 13 in! We have a record breaker!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 15

The last time you asked this question it was 15 inches long and you were born that way; so I assume your mother gave birth to a huge p***s with a baby attached, LOL

You sure stirred up the chimpanzees with this one, dintcha?

Love the comedy, but don't quit the day job, Sport.

Answer 16

chop it for like 8 inches if its still big 2 more inches

items:knife or a axe

lolz jp and dude theirs no such

Answer 17

       In your dreams.

Answer 18

Well, first off you’ve got to get about half of it removed. Don't do it yourself, but go to your doctor. He’ll be able to point you in the direction of a good surgeon. Trust me, I know. My d**k was about 14" at one point, you have no idea how liberating it is to say I'm 9 and 1/4, and I'm proud.

Answer 19

ive never heard of this problem before

you're screwed basically

Answer 20

Just start dating Horses :D

Answer 21

You are waisting everyones time

Answer 22

then you should be a very rich man as the longest p***s ever recorded was only 14". you should be in the guinness book of world records.

my suggestion is to join a circus.

♣

Answer 23

Well i do not know if you are for real of just trying to show off or wanting a lot of attention.  I will give you a serious answer regardless.  Send me a picture of your 18" for proof.

Regardless you should use it to your advantage.  With a weapon like that you are prime money for the p**n industry and you will make a ton of money with it.  I may be big, but never anywhere near that big.  You need to learn how to use it and be gentle with your partner when together.  Whatever you do it is yours to keep and you should feel quite lucky that you have a record size p***s that very few guys have.  Surgery i would not do, as it is a gift and you are the lucky holder.

Send the pic.

randy

Answer 24

Oh come on...seriously dude...

Answer 25

it has been scientifically proven that if you eat dog food once a day over a period of 21 days that it will shrink your p***s by up to 12 inches! hope that helps (btw it has to be Purina Moist & Meaty dog food)

Answer 26

get fat and it will dissapear.

Answer 27

Wake up.

Answer 28

there is a movie called ROBO c**k you should use it to your advantage, i'm sure he made alot of money

Answer 29

...Go into the p**n business, they'll love you there.

You're blessed with the C**ck God gave you, embrace it.

This is honestly the first time I've heard a guy *complaining* about how BIG his genitals are.

Answer 30

Your question does not really reveal why you want to make your p***s smaller but....consider yourself lucky!  I, as a woman, would love a partner with a long shaft like yours!  I don't know why you want to shrink it. ; )

If the problem is that it's too big for your partner then you need to communicate openly with that person to figure out how to work it for the most pleasure for both of you.  Open communication is key!!!

I really don't know of any way to shrink it so be happy with what you've got.  Good luck with that beast.

Answer 31

Lol you gon kill someone with that