Need help on a 1 page essay ASAP!!!?

Question

Today was my first day in high school and my dumb teacher is making us write a 1 page essay without using the letter "e". Help on how I can do it.

Answer 1

d**n! WTF are you supposed to learn from that, other than the teacher is evil?

Use a large font, double space your lines.

If a word you want to use has an "e" in it, use a thesaurus to see if there's a synonym that has has no "e".

Use your word processor's search feature when you're finished to make sure no errant "e"s slipped through.