Need help with a crazy grandma?

Question

This is hilarious? since as long as i can remember i've been a full blown atheist, i dont need god or religion or w/e in my life. i live with my grandma, who is super christian, and she reads the bible every day. over the last month ive been playing a prank on her, i take the pages from her bible and use them as toilet paper. it looks so much smaller and she always makes me put my hand on it when she asks me if ive been ripping pages out, i say i haven't . im not scared of h**l caus it doesn't exist. anyway my question is i'm goig to have to tell her eventually, how should i do it to get the best reaction out of her? i dont really know how those crazy catholic midns work help would be appreciated thanks

Answer 1

You are sick. Just because you don't believe in God that does not give you the right to disrespect someone else's faith. I hope she kicks you out of her house.

Answer 2

Craziness must run in this family.

Answer 3

well I'm not surprised to hear another lucid thing coming from you.. riping pages from the bible and using them as toilet paper.. on your own gramma... pissing on your underwear and smearing it on a kid in your high school.. getting suspended for 5 days.. wanting to SUE the school for something YOU caused.. trying "coke" with your friend to be 'cool" are you crazy?? to be honest there is definitely a deeper reason for all this and you really need parents or a role model to teach you right from wrong cause CLEARLY your not learning that.. a part of me actually feels sorry for you.. i mean where are your parents? why are you living with your gramma? why do you care so much about what people think and being "cool"..?? do you seriously think your friends have your back? cause they don't, TRUST ME... you grew up in this world alone and your gonna die alone.. make the best out of it and stop taking things for granted... you should be THANK FULL your gramma took you in and didn't send you to child's services.. your life would be h**l!! and once your gramma reaches the age where she cant take care of herself, you will most likely be sent there.. i doubt anyone would want to take you knowing your state of mind right now.. you need counseling.. and a friend who really  understands you and who wants to see you succeed not waste away your life.. and bring you down the path of failure.. cause thats what your setting yourself up for... if being on welfare for the rest of your life is what you want then hey, act stupid, s***w up, do drugs, abuse people... go for it BUT remember there is always a consecence to your actions... and you will eventually get caught...i think what you need is a gf or some kind of mother figure... your loosing your mind, like seriously.. get away from your friends and get yourself a gf that should be your next task.. its probabaly gonna be hard for you cause you have a BAD reputation.. but maybe you will be lucky and someone will see past that..  

Answer 4

Maybe she should take pages of your diary and do the same thing with them, no, not the same thing, she should wipe her azz and then place the pages on your pillow.

I'm sure once you fess up she'll make your life a livin h**l so you won't have to worry about believing in it.

Answer 5

IM NOT SUPRISED, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY SEEM SCRAZY

SINCE YOU WANT TO SUE THE SCHOOL FOR YOU FAULTS. OH WELL YOU WERE BORN AN A$$ AND YOU WILL DIE AN A$$

DONT WORRY THOUGH YOU MIGHT DIE SOON FROM A GANG OR SOMETHING.. =]

Answer 6

I don't know but regardless video tape it and put it on Youtube.  Like that one kid and his strict Catholic mom!  =p

Answer 7

Thats uncool.

Just because you don't believe in god doesn't mean you have to do something as disrespectful as you've done as a prank.  That will really hurt her feelings.  If I were you I would just tell her the truth, but don't tell her you used the pages as toilet paper fool!!! Tell her you ripped them out as a prank and threw them away but you feel really bad about it...

Answer 8

ok...lmao your crazy lmao

ok ahahah sorry ok ok ok

my granpa is like that too but i dont really know

because then she might get really sad and lmao she will

think your going to h**l for it...but since shes christian

she wont hate you because their not supposed to do that XP

all they have is shame and guilt for conseecuencis

sorry for da spelling :P but yea try to act all sad and make your

self look like you really are sorry maybe a tear or two only if yu want though lmao!!!!

Answer 9

You are so disrespectful. You call your grandma crazy? You're crazy. You live in her house and you treat her like that, you're disgusting. What difference does it make if she wants to read the bible every day in her own house? Why don't you leave her house and get your own place loser!