Need help with a good comeback/insult?

Question

There's someone i started to sorta fun tease, when she didn't get the ball in the hoop i'd say "ya missed" real jokingly. Then today i was kinda annoyed and was saying "d**n it" a lot and she passed me and said "sounds like you missed" so i need a good insult or comeback. I don't want it to be to mean, cause i'm not that kinda person. Does anyone have any good ideas?

Answer 1

Didn't miss...just wish I'd gone back for more!

Answer 2

Dude please i get more balls in than you do.

And she'll probably say "ew" if she is a pedophile

Just look at you friend and say

- No wonder you don't get no head, you start complaining about so god d**n fast

or because your not "mean" say

"Agree with you there, you have a sick mind"

Answer 3

I no YOU are but WHAT am I?

Answer 4

twist her nibblets if you can't think of a come back-- she won't forget that ziiing

Answer 5

i dunno lol

uh u smell!! lol

Answer 6

Say something like I must have caught the bug from you.

Answer 7

No I'm not; U definitely miss! Unless there's a Mr.