Neighbor is an Eyesore

Question

I have this neighbor who is just un-Godly ugly, not to mention grossly obese. I think she is bringing down the value of my house. What are some ways to get her to move away? Can I tell her that cookies are banned in our neighborhood? Can I just tell her what I think? Should I start a petition? Please help me!!

Answer 1

How about you move?  

Answer 2

Gee, I wonder what your neighbors think of you.   Put your house up for sale and relocate to La La Land

Answer 3

you are so funny.  are you talking about my mother in law?

Answer 4

Sleep with her

Answer 5

Still recovering from that frontal lobotomy or were you just born with anencephaly?

Answer 6

I feel sorry for her , living next to the insane asylum and all. And glad you ain't my neighbour.

Answer 7

Over feed her!!  Bring her cookies, cakes, pies, milkshakes, Ice cream Sundaes!!!  Anything that is fattening.  Then she (you know darn well) will eat all that you bring her and then she will become fatter and unable to make it out the door!  Voila problem solved you will never have to see her again.

Oh and dont forget you need to maintain the beast so keep feeding her!

Answer 8

Have you considered that instead of trying to get rid of her, you should embrace her being there.You see,  you could turn your neighborhood into a safari park. You could charge big game hunters large fees to come and try to snare the "Big one". Not only will this encourage tourism to your city, but provided you with a lucrative hobby, and you may save an African animal.

Good luck.

Answer 9

Why don't you just move if it bothers you so much?  

Answer 10

oh she must live next to the g*y guys...Are u serious...This is a place for REAL questions...and ur making a d**k out of ur self....Get a life you loser ur Fake as h**l