Neither you nor I (is, are, am) attending the party.?

Question

is it is?

are?

or

am?

*****

Answer 1

Neither I nor you are attending the party.

:)

Answer 2

Is it  are??? :)

  and who says i'm NOT attending!?

Answer 3

Neither of us will be attending the party.

I don't know why, it just sounds better than the original sentence.

Answer 4

Neither you nor I would be attending the party.

or

We are not attending the party - this is more straightforward and less complicated.

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Answer 5

You're not going either?

(are - btw)

Answer 6

"Are".  If you can't go then I'll have your invite lol

Answer 7

AM...

Neither you nor I am attending the party.

Is correct.

10 points pls.... :)