Never been to new york is this true?

Question

I told my dad that i wanted to go to new york and Ive always wondered what it would be like..he said he has been and when I asked what it was like he said ''stick your fingers between your *** then sniff them, and thats what New York smells like''

is this true because it smelt disgusting when i tried it

Answer 1

YES. WHICH WILL MAKE YOUR POCKET EMPTY AND RUIN YOUR INHERITEDD CULTURE

Answer 2

No. its a nice city.