New Planet found behind the sun!?

Question

A new planet was found behind the sun. I am a real astronaut and I found a planet behind the sun. What should I name it?

More details about the planet: The planet has no water because it's very, very close to the sun. The sun dried all the water. And the planet has only 1 island so far. I don't know what to name the island. The island has a lot of land, but no flowers at all.

No trees or anything like that, just land. It's about only 5 feet long and 4 feet tall.

Answer 1

What, were you cruising around on a joyride in your spaceship and said 'hey, what's that thing over there?!?'

How do you have an island if there's no water?

Answer 2

I have the perfect name for you: "Imsodumb"

Answer 3

how can it have an island and no water? i mean technically, an island is a land mass surrounded by water.

are you more concerned abt naming the island than the planet?

there doesnt seem to be anyting interesting other than the island in a new planet.

is you're manufacturing stuff, you might as well add in aliens!!!

I think YOU just discovered Mercury. Its named already.

Answer 4

Bollocks

The planets go "behind" the sun all the time - it's called orbiting.

And if there's no water, how can there be an island...

Answer 5

wait a minute... u said no water so how could there be land? u need water to form a land... i dont get it? so there has to be water on that planet because how would land appear out of no where???

Answer 6

Name it Pluto Jr.

Answer 7

Call it "dream land".  Dee4 got that right, put your bottle away.

Answer 8

Ha Ha I know its a saturday night where iam at but you may want to put the bottle away.

I could be wrong but isnt an island surrounded by water?You stated there is no water.

Answer 9

If the body you found is 5 feet wide and 4 feet tall and all dried up it might be your girlfriend.

Just a theory.