New Zealand Haka, Can we frighten you if we did Morris Dance?

Question

The Haka is terrifying. If the English team faced the All Blacks and did a morris dance would you feel threatened?

Answer 1

LOL

I would pay good money to see Delalio, Kay ect dressed in bells and ribbons dancing round the pitch.

Answer 2

Makes me run a bloody mile!

Answer 3

More chance of feeling concerned than worried..........LOL:)

Answer 4

HAHAHAHA that would be a sight to behold!!!

Imagine our players Morris dancing!!!

Answer 5

Actually the famous hand sign used by the (mainly welsh) archers at agincourt would be more appropriate...

:)

Answer 6

Couldn't scare me.  Ever see the Chicken Dance?

Answer 7

You've made me laugh

Very witty

Answer 8

oh shut that door  you are awful. try the funky gibbon.

Answer 9

I dont no about being frightened,but it certainly worries me!!!!

Answer 10

i think the haka makes them look g*y, quite silly actually. I wonder why they don't feel embarrassed, doing such crazy amateurish tribal dances.   and then they try to make their faces look scary... they don't have to try, they look scary  regardless, not an attractive bunch I should say.

Answer 11

I think a better analogy would be for them all to stagger around holding cans of lager and chanting "'ere we go, 'ere we go, 'ere we go, En-ger-lund, En-ger-lund, En-ger-lund!"

Answer 12

It might even irritate them a bit more, which wouldn't really help??

Answer 13

Well it wouldn't frighten anyone - but it is certainly a good move tactically... as even England could probably beat a team paralysed by laughter. :-)

Answer 14

The English are one of the few nations who have actually faced  haka on the battlefield. I'm so glad England don't seem to be put out by it or get all up and arms and annoyed as some nations do.

I think morris dancing would be difficult logistically - with the may  pole and what have you. gvih2g2's suggestion sounds like a plan.

And I think the Irish should certainly do the river dance - it would be a marvelous spectacle for the those in the stands and watching at home.