New s*x and the city title?

Question

for my high school newspaper I am going to do a column based on that of carrie bradshaws. what could i call it that would be an obvious spoof?

Answer 1

is it about s*x? are you in a city? what words would not work of those.  

Answer 2

s*x and the campus??  sorry best and only idea that popped into my head.