New tony stewart commercial ideas?

Question

i find it interesting and fitting that as tony stewart will be leaving his "home" for the past ten years and going to a new team where he will be the owner and the face of the front "office" for his new business enterprise, he will also be changing primary sponsors from "home depot" to "office depot."

do you have any interesting/humorous ideas for possible future commercials for tony and his new sponsor, or his old manufacturer (chevy)?

for example, instead of his well-known "i did (some project) around the house and i won the next race," tony strolls through an office depot saying "then i got a great deal on a printer for my new company and i won the next race."

or maybe a chevy commercial where tony returns his leased camry and asks about buying back the corvette he traded in a year ago...

fire away with your best ideas...

Answer 1

Tony picks up his bags and walks out of JGR.

There's like 4 or 5 of them packed full and he picks them all up at once with ease.

Then a crew member says: Did you see him pick up those bag's, he couldn't do that at all in the '08 season.

Then another crew member says: Didn't you hear? He's back in a Chevy.....his wrists aren't limp anymore!

Answer 2

Camera - Accross the street shot of Tony Stewart's "home" with a Corvette parked in the driveway.

Tony walks out of the front door and heads for the 'vette.

Camera - Close-up of the Chevrolet emblem on the Corvette as Tony's hand carresses the emblem (or wipes a smudge if you prefer).

Camera - Front shot of 'vette as Tony gets in and buckle's up.

Camera - Close-up of Tony's hand turning the ignition and firing up the 'vette.

Camera - Close-up of Tony's hand going to the stereo and turning it on (Tony revving engine in the back ground)

Radio comes on and is playing Aerosmith's "Back in the Saddle".

Camera - Close-up of Tony getting a wicked grin on his face.

As the song plays on, various camera shots of the corvette speeding down a winding road, shots of Tony enjoying himself and ending in Tony spinning donuts around any Toyota.

Voice over - "Chevrolet.  Feel what you've been missing".

Answer 3

Setting: Tokyo, in an office filled with chimpanzees.

"Hi, I'm Tony Stewart.  I got tired of all the monkey business..."

[zoom to Stewart Hass Headquarters, NC?]

"... so I bought my own.  And no one has been more helpful than Office Depot.  I can get all my supplies at the lowest prices, from the friendliest people.  In fact, everything is going so smooth that no one's flipping out anymore..."

[zoom to Carl Edwards post-race]

"...except that guy.  What's up with that?  Office Depot... your home office superstore."

--

Scene: Tony Stewart, jumping out of a Toyota cup car, looking tired and closing his nose.

"Is there a stench you just can't seem to shake?"

[zoom to Tony's 2009 Old Spice car]

"Wash it away with Old Spice body wash.  Old Spice.  Ahoy."

Answer 4

You have Tony walking into a garage full of Chevy's with a big smile on his face.  Office Depot delivery truck behind him being unloaded with officice supplies.  Voice over says:  "Who says you can't go home again!  Office Depot has the supplies you need to make it work."

Go JR.>>>>

Answer 5

Do you remember the one with Dale Jr, Jimmie Johnson, Jeff Gordon and Tony Stewart sitting at a restuarant they were celebrating the season, this would be cool, all of the sitting around and welcoming Tony back to Chevy, it would be cool.. They would all raise their glasses in Welcoming him back to Chevy..

Go Dale Jr & Hms

Answer 6

How about a condom commercial.

Answer 7

<Commercial opens up with Tony standing outside a train DEPOT (no surprise?)>

Tony steps aboard the train with a bit of a sad face on.

Another passenger happens to be on the train and asks:

"Why the long face?"

Tony: "Well I just had to make the toughest decision of my life"

Passenger: "Oh yeah? Me, too!"

Tony: "I know what you mean. I was with my company for 10 years, but the company car was a foreign automobile. I'm an all american guy, so I had to make a tough choice."

Passenger: "What was the choice?"

Tony: "Well, I could either stay with the company I was at and drive my Toyota Camry, or I could quit while I was ahead, and work where I could drive a chevrolet for Office Depot. I let a lot of people down, but I had to go with the Chevy. It just makes me feel more secure in my manhood."

Passenger: "Ahh, I see, sounds like a tough choice"

Tony: "Yeah I guess you could say that, anyway what decision did you have to make?"

Passenger: "Well, earlier today I decided never to shop at Office Depot again and I traded my Chevy in for a Toyota. Go JGR!"