Night out - Do you wait for last call or "go ugly early"?

Question

When you go out on the prowl, do you wait for last call on your prince or princess errrr pick from the left overs, let everyone else get him or her drunk for you or do you cut thru all the BS & GO UGLY EARLY

Answer 1

I just follow the pickle around with bread and mayo.

then we get high and eat sammiches

Answer 2

I'm sorta crazy, so when I was in my going out days I would walk into the bar, make eye contact with the guy I wanted, and ignore him the rest of the night. This worked at least half the time, so that's not bad for subliminal mind control bar pulls.

Answer 3

Ugly chicks throw baloney at me when I try to scoop them after last call.

Answer 4

More often than not it's go "solo" early.

I may have to rethink my mantra.

Answer 5

I'm the type of person ... who they throw me the bottle when I walk in & tell me to get out.

Answer 6

I Used to go 'late', but haven't gone at all, in years...!!