No style, no form, no problem?

Question

A green beetle, the kind

that shines and makes you look.

I want to be

that

when I die.

I ain't scared of p**p and weeds

just old leather boots

with quick and clumsy feet inside.

I want to be

fast, too

when I die.

I'll never know

the weather or whether

it matters

until it falls

on my back

when I die.

Answer 1

now i want to die!

Answer 2

very cool ..

but I still want to be a cat..

Answer 3

I think there is a problem with

this poem...Its funny I guess...

Answer 4

I want to be a god when I die.

Answer 5

Boy ain't that the truth.  Love honey

Answer 6

This will go down in history as the first "question" I star but don't answer.  

Answer 7

the most original poem on yahoo answers yet

pretty good i guess

Answer 8

we all need to aspire to something, but a dung beetle? Guess it takes all kinds to make this an interesting planet!

Answer 9

Me thinks it takes a very gifted poet to get away with no style, no form

with no problem and not die in the process.

You are one.

ma

(I hear you!)

Answer 10

unfortunately you have put the pause breaks in the wrong places, allow me to fix it.

A green beetle, the kind

that shines and makes you

look. I want

to be that when I

die.

I ain't scared

of

p**p and weeds

just old leather

boots with quick

and clumsy feet

inside.

I want to

be fast, too

when I

die.

I'll never

know the weather

or whether

it

matters until

it

falls on my back

when I

die.

Answer 11

I want to be a dung beetle. At least they never go hungry. Although, every night it is the same old shitt at dinner time.

Answer 12

Include me in your will please..

Answer 13

...no style..no form..no problem.it has all more than that the meaning-the under lying thought.excellent.it is cool and thought full

Answer 14

I'm nobody , an audience and I liked it

Answer 15

a green beetle is the best. they are very pretty

Answer 16

With all the sh*t on here, you would never go hungry

Answer 17

What do they do with beetles when they die? Are you sure you have thought this one out?

Answer 18

i'm starting to get concerned with your poetry about dying lately...

Answer 19

You need one of those Medic-alerts!  You know! "I've fallen and I can't get up!"

Answer 20

Sounds a bit like a June bug all shiny green like that,I almost miss those big  bu***rs.Thanks kindly a real nice poem.

Answer 21

I would be honored if you eat the aphids off my roses. I'll even switch to organic products

Answer 22

A regular Josef Stalin in your poetic style.  Very nice