Not for the squeamish?

Question

ok don't answer if you are squeamish!

what other alternative ways can u suggest for a group of women to slaughter a medium sized pig without shooting it?

They can get it done by a butcher but prefer to do the whole process themselves even though it will be messy work and with all respects to all animals.

And are there any females who have done this type of process before?

Answer 1

Wanting to know how to do this myself, I have gone several times with a Muslim friend when he slaughtered sheep for family and friends. The method was to bind the feet (front and back), slit its throat and let it bleed out. It's quick, relatively painless and the animal weakens until it passes out and on. Then hang it upside down by back feet on hooks (remaining blood to flow from neck) and proceed with cutting it open (double "Y" incision above and below), removing organs for disposal (remove liver and other parts you want to keep 1st and set aside), and rinsing body cavity and work area. Remove skin with wool from the meat if you are are working with a sheep or goat. Carcass is now ready to be cut up into usable pieces.

Even if you do it yourself, it would be good to have someone else demonstrate this for you. You don't want to get it wrong and have the animal suffer. Also, consider a lamb/sheep/goat first and you can probably get a reference from a local temple.

Answer 2

Ask your neighbourhood butcher for tips.

Answer 3

The traditional method is to slit its throat, making sure to sever the carotid artery in a single swift stroke.  Frankly, if you do it wrong you'll be guilty of animal cruelty.  It would be good to at least have an experienced person on hand to provide guidance.

Yes, it will be very messy.

Answer 4

well lock it in a room and feed it food laced with depression meds and meth

when its strung out enough it will find a way to kill itsself

or stone it

or tie it up and smash into it with a car/truck

or feed it to a shark or lion

or tie it under a rocket about to be launched into space (NASA wont like it though)

or play chainsaw massacre with it

or feed it live firecrackers

or plant landmines in a small pen and convince it to walk across until Boom!

or lock it in a running car with a hose taped to the tailpipe and fed back into the car so it dies of carbon monoxide poisoning

or figure out how to crush it with a large boulder

or drop it off a really really tall building

or feed it rat poison

or irradiate its food, take cautions when preforming this option though

well that should be a good list

have fun!!!

Answer 5

wow. how hungry are you?

Answer 6

what about tying it's legs with some ropes and laying it on it's back with a few of you holding it down someone could cut its throat?

depends how many of you are helping to kill the pig but whichever way, the pork will be delicious!

Answer 7

They could cut it's throat, bash it on the head, starve it, strangle it, drown it, burn it, crucify it, slap it silly and then throw it out of a plane, there's a few ideas to work on.