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Not the brightest crayon in the box

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does anyone know like any quotations like that one?

or like "she's two pennies short of a nickel"

something funny like those?

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his elevator dont go all the way to the top

lol thats all i kno nd b/c a teacher said it at skul
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your up a creek without a paddle. you can lead a horse to water but you cant make them drink. not the sharpest tool in the shed.
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My favorite is "She's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed." lol!
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sandwich short of a picnic, a screwdriver short of a toolbox, umm thats all i can think of right now.
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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Not the sharpest tool in the shed

A few cards short of a full deck

The lights are on, but nobody's home

A few sandwiches short of a picnic

Doesn't know her a$$ from her elbow

About as sharp as a marble

A few peas short of a casserole

There is a village out there missing its idiot

A few clowns short of a circus

Dumber than a box of rocks

Not the quickest bunny in the forest

Doesn't have both oars in the water
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"If it was raining soup, she'd be standing outside with a fork."
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a few fries short of a happy meal

not the sharpest tool in the shed

elevator doesn't go to the top floor
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She is slow as christmas turkey

she 5 different kinds of stupid

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
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"the hamster fell of the wheel"
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"The lights are on, but nobody's home."

My mom says that a lot...we both laugh at it each time.
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A few ants short of a picnic.

A half bath short of a condo.

A few spokes short of a bike.
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"she's not playing wit a full deck"

"Her porch lights a little dim"
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Six Pack short of a carton.

Brick short of a load.

Lettuce short of a salad.

Few snags short of a barbie.
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not sharpest tack in the drawer

not sharpest tool in the shed.

i cant think of any other ones
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"if she went any slower she would be in reverse"

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not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

not the brightest bulb

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not the smartest one on the poo-poo platter
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