Now is this funny or not Tight Skirt ?

Question

A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up.

She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again. Skirt was still too tight. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper some more.

She still couldn't get on and lowered the zipper a third time. Suddenly, she felt two hands on her butt, trying to push her up onto the bus. She spun around and said very indignantly, "Sir, I do not know you well enough for you to do that!!"

The man responded, "Lady, I don't know you well enough for you to unzip my fly three times either!"

Answer 1

ha ha ha ha ha~~!!!!!!!!

that gives me a wag idea why so many hot beautiful girls slap me every time in the bus stop i started believing that the new way to flirt~~~!!!!!!!!! lolzz

Answer 2

LOL so funny! haven't heard that one before amazing!

Answer 3

nice :)

Answer 4

LOL

That was funny xD

Answer 5

thats awesome

Answer 6

That was great, thanks for the laugh.

Answer 7

:)

Answer 8

Not what I thought it gave me a giggle thank you x

Answer 9

Haha Funny!!

Answer 10

heard that one before but still funny

Answer 11

Ok, now that's the best laugh I've had in three days!

Thanks, I needed it.

Answer 12

ha ha ha!!! nice one!!!

Answer 13

Great joke .....but what is interesting about women´s fashions is that skirts got shorter and shorter and now thy are worn lower and lower. Give it time and a piece of Duck tape say 3/4 inches wide wrapped around the necessary part will be all the fashion.

( Buy shares in Duck tape while you can).