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God created the donkey

and said to him.

"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset

carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,

you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:

"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"

God granted his wish.

God created the dog

and said to him:

"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.

You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.

You will be a dog. "

The dog answered:

"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.

" God granted his wish.

God created the monkey

and said to him:

"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.

You will be amusing and you will live

20 years. "

The monkey answered:

"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."

God granted his wish.

Finally God created man ...

and said to him:

"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.

You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.

You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:

"Sir, I will be a man but to live only

20 years is very little,

give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,

the 15 years that the dog did not want and

the 10 years the monkey refused.

" God granted man's wish

And since then, man lives

20 years as a man ,

marries and spends

30 years like a donkey,

working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,

he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house

and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,

he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,

going from house to house and from one son or

daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

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  1. really an eye opener for some......

    very nice joke awesome lovely, post some more like this..gud luck....


  2. kinda nice but you dont have to tell jokes about god =D

  3. Excellent

  4. that is good, but i didn't think it was funny i still like it though

  5. You got a star

  6. Cute Joke I guess. It's not that great though.  

  7. Wouldn't say it was funny, but it was a good read!

  8. its not necessarily a joke but it IS true. lol. star anywho.

  9. Lov that's funny.

  10. Heard this before but it still makes me smile particularly now I am nearing the end of one phase myself.

  11. True AND Funny - I loved it!

  12. i didn't know whether to laugh or not.  

  13. Ha ha ha.!!!

    That is Good Chris.!!!

    Got me smiling.!!!

    Cheers mate.!!

  14. Good on yer, duck, this is both true and funny, keep it up...!

  15. very cute, very very true, very very very funny

  16. That's good =]

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