Now that my secret laboratory has been completed under the East wing of the manor?

Question

What shall I have my batch of imprisoned kidnapped scientists create for me? I was thinking something fun and jovial for starters maybe something like a pair of X-ray spectacles for when I go see the under 21 year old female hockey match this weekend. What else can they knock up for me?

Answer 1

When it comes to guys,most have x-ray vision anyway where it concerns women.Why not develop zero point energy and put it in a car?

Answer 2

你有漂亮的绿帽子

Answer 3

Maybe an anti-gravity-belt?

Anyway, when you got these x-ray-spectacles working, tell me how to order them.  ;-)

Answer 4

How about you get them to invent a cup and ball on a string so you can toss the ball into the cup and then roll it out of the cup but the ball doesn't fall to the ground because its attached to the cup

Answer 5

Good job Rotter ! Have them make you a time machine so all your transgressions, japes, pranks and Bongos skull crushing incidents can be 'corrected' in one fell swoop.

Answer 6

an electro-convulsive therapy machine

Answer 7

Probably nothing you haven't knocked up before yourself, old chap !

Answer 8

A doomsday machine.  Hold the world to ransom.  Demand four 21-year-old girls every hour, or you'll destroy a major city every hour for 2 days.