Goldilocks and the 3 bears, pleaseeeeeee.
She breaks in the house, steals food and violates private belongings.
Humpty Dumpty, omg, poor egg.
He falls and poof, broken, gone, no more. sob
what about the big bad wolf? cruel, I say.
Georgie Porgie should be arrested for being a perv.
what about hensel and gretel story, pure evil, I tell you.
poor witch.
Jack and the Beanstalk, man the list goes on and on.
I think it's time to change the nursery rhymes.
Do you have any more examples?
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