O Times, O Mores- are they going down the toilet?

Question

As 'Placement Representative Attending Traffic' (PRAT) for my supermarket I am sometimes asked by the driver of an illegally parked vehicle 'Whether I would like a shank where it hurts?' I cut my teeth with NCP when the question was 'How would you like a punch up the bracket?'

Answer 1

What ever is this world coming to, each day gets worse than the last. There is no 'punch up the bracket' now, it a knife in the ribcage .. !!..xx

Answer 2

I wish you'd stop with this Placement Representative thing.

Answer 3

what, they ask you first???