OH Dear God NO!!! I have woken up underneath a giant fat women!!?

Question

But, low'n'behold, I am fully clothed! Thank the heavens I didn't hump this boulder of a women. It appears she just fell on me at some point, knocking me unconscience and causing me to lose my memory of how this all came to.

All I could reach was this labtop, thank god it is equipped with a functional wifi card. But I need advice!

How do i get out from under this mountian of a woman?

Answer 1

Oh God,please tell me you dont have the taste of baby powder in your mouth.

Answer 2

So that's what happened to Edna !! <*>L<*>O<*>L<*> !!

Answer 3

I'm so glad I'm not her....

Answer 4

Grease her up real good.

Answer 5

Your not the guy from Nip Tuck with Rosie O'Donnell are you?

Answer 6

get a life

Answer 7

Whisper into her ear that there is ice cream and cake in the other room.  Then cover your face as she scrambles to her feet.

Answer 8

hey! lighten up ! Think of this  as something you did and if you liked it repeat it, if not don't. Just don't hurt her feelings. Try to be a gentleman for a once.

Answer 9

Wake up again, you are still dreaming!!

Answer 10

fat girls need lovin too!!!! give her some

Answer 11

tell your girl friend its feeding time ..she just may get up for yet Another meal ..........

Answer 12

Crawl back into your hole.

Answer 13

Yeah, sure. That's what they all say. You humped her and you know it. And you liked it too.

Answer 14

Your breath will probably do it.

if not,

Tickle her.

Answer 15

Poke her with a stick.  When she wakes up tell her there is a giant cheesecake waiting for her in the middle of a busy street.

Answer 16

Stop lyin'!! You know you're butt naked and in love wit' the big girl!!