OH puleeezzz HELP!!!!!!?

Question

my horse is addicted to alfalfa and is hanging out with the wrong crowd.

i found him smoking timothy behind the barn today with his dread locked pony buds. hes disrespectful, watches TV all day and never wants to anything. He NEVER used to be that way.

Someone puleeeezzzz help me. What can I doo?

Answer 1

You tell him hes a bad boy and take what he smoking and pretend to throw it away and be all mad...

Answer 2

Kick his *** to the curb. That d**n donkey has always been a bad influence.

Answer 3

hahaah how funny, be firm with him

dont let him get dreads what ever you do

Answer 4

Turn them in to the pony police and take his tv away!

Thanks for that I needed a laugh!

Answer 5

Well, here's what you do...

~You burn all of the alfalfa you have

~You put the ponies in your house so he can't see them

~You drop his t.v. from the roof of the barn

~After this, he'll need to be respectful and he'll have to do whatever you want

There you go, quite simple, really... But very effective! :) LOL

Answer 6

I don't think your horse is stoned.  He looks bored stiff to me.  Look at his eye, really have you ever seen such a blank look? The other possibility is shock, has he been watching The Godfather on that TV?

He has taken up smoking to calm his nerves.  Give the poor horse the benefit of the doubt just this once.  If it happens again then I suggest some harsher things such as taking away his bronzing cream, he obviously uses way too much of this.

I wish you well and hope your horse gets back into life a bit more.

Answer 7

So that is what "stoned-cold" looks like.

You know, I am so glad you posted this..the last bale of Alfalfa "hay" I got came wrapped in plastic and smelled like it had been in the ocean for a long time.  It was really green, sticky and oh so odorous...it stunk up the whole barn and everyone...horses, dogs, cats, barn rats and mice were singing and looked so happy together..the mice were on top of the cats and all fights were off.  It brought the whole place closer together...like the Zion Coptic Church members....it is so cool...I hope it continues to be harvested..only problem is the horses are too lazy to work.

But we found many people that are willing to barter with us for other needed supplies and such.

Any suggestions for getting them off their butts?

Answer 8

hahahaha ground him and take in to rehab

Answer 9

You can stop smoking pot. It's causing you to have delusional visages.

Answer 10

OMG that is terrible - I had a similar problem with mine snorting supps and always having this white powder muzzle.

The dreadlocked ponies are the worst type of bad influence for an easily led young guy.

You need to get him away from the peer pressure straight away and into a rehab program. He needs vocational training -- contact HPTS - maybe they can offer a rural training place to distract his attention.

Answer 11

I'd more worried that your horse has turned into a solid statue, although that could be a side effect of his addiction.

:)

Answer 12

LOL!!!!

Answer 13

Oh my...he's reeeellly 'stoned' isn't he??

Try 'join up'...and offer treats to get him to realize that you luv him!!

Answer 14

You have to stop him an overdose of timothy could put him in a coma!!

Drag him to the Horse Rehabilitation Centre for Equines Suffering from Severe Personality Disorders (it is near Reading)

They will keep him in 24 hour solitary and his diet will NOT include alfafa or timothey, he will just be on grass.  When he is reformed make sure he never sees those reprobates again. (the ponies)

rofl

Answer 15

I suggest you admit him to a rehab institute that has a 12 step program.  You will need family counseling, and possibly move your location to get him away form the temptation.

Answer 16

loool yur a jowkahh loooool yehh he does look pretty bad in that pic :P sounds like you have a horse version of amy winehouse lol :P

Ash x

Answer 17

HPTS

Answer 18

Well I guess you could get off your duff from in front of the computer and go out and ride him until he is is exhausted.  Then cool him off water him and put in in a stall where he can't get to alfalfa

Answer 19

Hot tamales!!

He needs to be sent to Pastor Parelli immediately! It seems like he's already found one 'natural' method to help him calm down, hehe.

Answer 20

Probably he needs the alfalfa to help him cope with that awful dross on daytime TV. His buddies aren't helping the situation and the chances are that they're hitting the moonshine and plotting to hold up a liquor store sometime soon.

Look out for your pillow cases going missing as they'll be needing some good masks so they don't get their faces on the CCTV.

It's a shame that there aren't more facilities for wayward equines but they were all closed due to government cost cutting.

Take his shoes and hide them - hopefully he won't want to be running with the wrong crowd if he doesn't have his cool footwear.