OK, I have a Horrible question to ask. How to cheat a paternity test? My friends and i came up with ideas..?

Question

1st. 2 hrs. before the test, do not eat or drink anything. dry mouth with a towel or rag 2nd. find and form fit a plastic substance to form fit ALL areas of the mouth and tounge.and hold it in place with denture cream or any other oral substance that sticks 3rd. ask a friend for saliva and cheek tissue in a small jar, Then maybe 2 or 3 min. before the time to go in to submit the sample, garggle the friends spit and then take the test. Will this method work ? Remember, this is just hypothetical. I know im going to have 50 chicks calling me a scumbag or yada yada. but this is something to really think about. to any medical proffessionals, please, your input is greatly appreciated. Offended people, please , sit this one out.

Answer 1

Get a fake ID and send your friend in to do the test.

Answer 2

1st dry mouth or not they will get your DNA 2nd they plastic will be noticable 3rd thats just gross but last your an *** for even trying to out smart dna tests..if its your child just man up and take care of it...is it really so hard to be a man about things

Answer 3

You can't. If u send someone in your place that would be illegal..u face jail time and possible fines...and they will get YOUR DNA regardless...

Answer 4

Grow up and be a man.

If you are mature enough to have s*x, then you should be mature enough to accept responsibility for a child.

Answer 5

if you mix your saliva with other saliva the DNA test will show it (it'll have 2 different stains), so they will repeat the test using hair or pubic hair that the assistant gets right there.

There's really no way to cheat on a paternity test.

Answer 6

It wont work. It would come back with mixed DNA even if you managed to keep the others spit in your mouth and you would be caught. Anyhow if a woman beleives you are the type to do something like this they can court order a blood test .. so either way, if you get caught trying to do this you would be in a sticky situation but yeah to answer your question you "could" try and do it... the plastic would be noticed of course and if you garggled someones spit it would just come back with 2 types of DNA , most likely it wouldnt even work that way, its gross to put someone elses spit in your mouth so automatically your own mouth would salivate so much it would cancell out the other persons spit in you mouth and with your swallowing your mouth would clean it out , there is no real way to cheat a DNA test.

Fellow Yahooers lol, we don't even know if he has a kid or if his friends do, it would be right to answer the question before judging, you never sat around and just wondered about the most stupid things ever? Probably just a question of someone just wondering. Like most of the questions on here people just wonder about the most random things sometimes :0)

Answer 7

you cant cheat it.

end of.

Nichola - Mummy to 11mos old Sophie x*x

Answer 8

I wonder what gave you an idea that women will be writing to call you a scum bag? wow... You are way too incisive, man... Maybe it's that you are planning to get away from facing responsibility? Trying to run away from being a parent? Being a liar and a cheat... Leaving the woman in a difficult vulnerable position, without any support?

Yes, all these must be good clues that led you to believe that some people out there might be OFFENDED... amazing!

I knew people like you existed, just never met one.

Go do this world a favour: kill yourself. Seriously.

Answer 9

you are a piece of c**p!!!!!!!

Answer 10

ohh i think you should try it, sounds like a great effing idea. have fun in jail when two types of dna register on your test.

that will be a GREAT story to tell your cell mates...."im here cuz i put another mans saliva in my mouth"

mmmm....i see a lot of child support in your future or a lot of getting your *** beat.

Answer 11

Nothing you can ingest, swallow, wash with or add to yourself will be able to mutate your DNA.  Adding saliva to your mouth before they swab will only make the DNA test register two different sets of DNA and they will know that something is up.  Usually then you can be held legally accountable as well as have to go through blood DNA admission to prove you are the father.  Sorry about your luck, maybe you should invest in birth control from now one or just not have s*x anymore.