OK, I just found a lump of guacamole in my pocket

Question

I do drink on occasion, but not *that* much. How in the **** could this have happened?!!!

Answer 1

strange... maybe someone put it there as a prank?

Answer 2

i don't know but thats really gross.

im sorry, but hey i hope you have a great day.  

Answer 3

Any guacamole I have ever had or seen doesn't come in lumps.  Regardless of how much you had to drink; either you or someone else simply took a handful of quacamole and stuffed it into your pocket.  I wouldn't get stressed out over it.  As you said "you didn't have that much to drink".  Lighten up and laugh over this, possibly a friend having some extra fun at your expense.  Something to think about though, don't ever drink beyond your ability to be aware.  That means not too much at all.

Answer 4

Lol I don't know man, but that's pretty disturbing!

Answer 5

uh! nasty! LOL!!

Answer 6

i put it there  heeeeeheeeee

save it for later

Answer 7

that is disgusting

Answer 8

YOU SURE IS GUACAMOLE?  GO AHEAD TASTE IT FOR US...WAS IT WRAPPED IN A KLEENEX BY ANY CHANCE?

Answer 9

guacamole mmmmmm!

Answer 10

Hahaha. Party much last night? Sorry, thats pretty funny! Soo to answer your question..I'm not sure but I do think I want some guacamole now!!

Answer 11

maybe you went to a party and were dancing so you got hungry and went to the little snack table thing and noticed some drinks. you got the drink and then wanted some chips and dip to go with. so you ate some. and you really liked them. but you were full and didn't want them to run out so you put guacamole in one pocket and chips in the other. then you danced some more. after sweating so much on the dance floor, you lost a lot of sodium and ate the salty chips alone. getting some more energy, you rushed back onto the dance floor and presumed dancing. hours later, tired, you safely called a taxi and went home. after showering and changing your clothes, you left your party clothes on a side chair and went to sleep.

today, you picked up last night's clothes and found guacamole.

and that is how this could have happened.  

Answer 12

Guacamole changes color pretty quickly. Is it still green?

If it's last night's it should be black. You were drunk. You said, "Hey, I'm gonna save this for later! Har Har!"

Answer 13

check the other pocket. there should be some fritos in there

Answer 14

Perhaps it's a rather large booger?...or maybe guacamole banditos slipped it into pocket only for the purpose of confusing you later.