OK SO THIS HAS TO DO WITH THAT BOOK TWILIGHT OR W/E?

Question

OK SO FOR MY GF'S BDAY I GAVE HER THAT BOOK CALLED TWILIGHT AND ALL THE SERIES AFTER IT BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE REALLY WANTED TO READ ALL OF THEM. SHE WANTED THINGS TO READ ON THE PLANE BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO GREECE AND THATS A REALLY LONG FLIGHT

SO WHEN SHE COMES BACK I CALL HER AND STUFF BUT SHE WON'T ANSWER!

I WAS REALLY QUESTIONING BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR LIKE 3 YEARS!

SO THEN I FINALLY GO OVER TO HER HOUSE AND ASK HER

"HEY WHATS UP? WHY HAVEN''T YOU BEEN ANSWERING MY CALLS? DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG?"

AND SHE GOES "NO WELL. FARLY CHARLY I THINK ITS TIME TO END THIS RELATIONSHIP'

I'M LIKE WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?????????

I MEAN COME ONNNN WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR SOO LONGG AND I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACHOTHER!

SO AFTER SOME TALKING I FINALLY PRY OUT THAT AFTER READING THE SERIES OF TWILIGHT BOOKS, SHE WANTS HER BOYFRIEND TO BE LIKE EDWARD CULLEN OR WHOEVER THAT GUYS IS!

SHE THINKS I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH-I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH, I'M NOT ROMANTIC ENOUGH, I'M NOT HANDSOME ENOUGH!

WHO IS THIS GUY AND WHAT CAN I DO TO BE LIKE HIM?

AM I WORTH ENOUGH FOR MY GIRLFRIEND'S HIGH EXPECTATIONS?

Answer 1

She found some hot Greek boy to f*ck.  You should feel inferior.

Answer 2

If you want to know about Edward Cullen then read the books, but if she just breaks up with you because of that then she probably doesn't love you.

And why is this in Beauty & Style?

Answer 3

well you have to we willing to sacrifice EVERYTHING for her.

put your life and her life in danger. That is what he does in the book

He risks everything he has, his family, her family, and her life to prove to her that he loves her. It is such an amazing relationship. The thing is she will eventually get over him being so amazing and probably go back to you

but for now just let her know that you are always there for her and you will do anything for her.

that is pretty much all you can do with out turning into a vampire.

I think every girl who reads those books developes a crush on edward cullen, i know i did.

SO it is not just your ex. It is everybody

hope this all works out  

Answer 4

Just be yourself... Does she know that Edward is Fake?? A made up person? No one will be like him.. If she wants someone like that then she must know that she will never get them...  

Answer 5

he's hot.

he's sweet.

he cares about her.

ALOT.

he is completely in love with her.

its amazingg!!!!!!!

Answer 6

AWE!! don't change for her! if shes gonna be like that! PSH. that's retarded!! But if you really want to. Edward is like the PERFECT guy, he is nice mysterious calm protective, so treat her more like she is worht the worl to you. treat her like you never wanna be apart from her and like she is a delicate flower. Ask her whats wrong and say that you love her more. Hold her and hug her whenever you can. Buy her chocolates and have more romantic dates and evenigs, as for the handsom part just work out abit. I hope i helped!! ^_^

Answer 7

LOL!!!!! thats funny.

Answer 8

well, first, hes a vampire....

Answer 9

lol say whaaaaaaat?

i'm so confused by this question, but you're f*cking hilarious :)

i guess you need to turn into a vampire. sounds s**y.

Answer 10

wow i enjoyed this

-sorry for laughing at your expense

its ironic that you bought the books for her, a nice gesture, and then she dumped you over them b/c she wants an edward cullen- the type of guy who would buy her books...

well to answer your question, you need to:

become overprotective and annoying

turn into a vampire

bleach your skin - which might happen naturally while becoming said vampire

lower your body temperature (b/c this is a turn on for a countless number of p*****n girls)

work out a lot- untill you are strong enough to break her

acquire a vast fortune- even though the narrator, bella (who is even more annoying than her bf) doesnt think money is important. it's okay bella, we believe you.

to win her back:

tell you you lover her and give her a cd of songs you wrote, shortly thereafter break up with her. but dont forget to steal her cd before you leave. tell her you're too dangerous to be around. (<- this sentence is the greatest thing you can learn. if they arent won over by good looks, they fall for danger.)

if she doesnt want to get back together with you, tell her "that's okay. im probably too dangerous for you anyway. i wouldnt want you to get hurt."

this mysteriousness and new found sense of danger will surely win her back

best of luck!

p.s maybe you should have bought her the da vinci code