OK so like I want the guys to like really be all over me this year in school?

Question

but U know guys are so shallow and junk and my b*****s are not big enough, how can I totally get my parents to get me breast implants before school?

I think big b*****s make women powerful how do I make them see that?

Answer 1

Feminist weeping in the corner.......

Answer 2

? wait, how old are you? breast implants are for s***s. the only guys you will attract with those are the shallow ones. I hope this question is a joke. it has to be a joke. haha

Answer 3

You don't need big breast to get attention. Save your mom the money, just be easy and give head.

Answer 4

Rio Madeira is right, fake tasteless **** are nothing compared to the real thing even they are smaller.

Answer 5

Your valley girl talk is like totally last year.  Dialects should be left to experts.  Anyway, just tell ma & pa you wanna be a down home country gal, so you need b*****s like grain silos.

Answer 6

I'd say something about not letting what boys think of you affect your well-being, but judging by your overuse of "totally" and "like," it'd probably be over your head. Instead, I will say that guys don't like fake b*****s as much as you think. They're nice to look at, but not to touch.

Answer 7

OK like I understand like the first thing is like you need to get an education like so people don't like think like you're stupid and stuff, then like maybe get a real good like job so you can afford like really, really big like boobies when you like grow up and stuff because like right now, mommy and like daddy won't like spring for like that stupid stuff.

Answer 8

AAARGH!!! I swear I think I just lost brain cells reading that.....

hold on let me see...

superkalafrejalistikexbealadoshis!

oh no..wait i have them still...whew!

wait..i must conduct another test..

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked,

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

no..Your stupidity has not diminished my brain cells..

EDIT: Wow Lunatic...Like really totally dude? lol

Answer 9

http://myfreeimplants.com/

A wonderful charity organization.

Answer 10

You should be able to do whatever you want. Isn't feminism about choice?.

Answer 11

I'm just praying your grammar and "like" and "totally" are fake. So basically I'm hoping this whole post is a joke.

Fake b***s won't get you guys, they will get you attention and a one night stand. You need to have a good personality, be interested in them and what they have to say/talk about, be yourself, have a good sense of humor, etc.

Good job for your parents not letting you get plastic SURGERY to impress immature boys at school.